New heights in insanity

I have eight projects on the go. EIGHT.

1. A St Kilda beanie for my da.
2. Bedsocks for my da.
3. My niece's skirt being turned into a cushion.
4. My cabled orange shrug.
5. My scoop neck Fair Isle vest.
6. An alpaca teddy for my new nephew, Rohan (hi!)
7. My two yarn brown jumper.
8. My purple scarf of gorgeousness.

I have hit new heights of stupidity. I must have.