Marcus had gastro, but now he's better. Marcus gave his gastro to Dot, because sharing is caring. Dot's now on day six of puking, including a moment this morning that was highly reminiscent of "Pitch Perfect". Because sharing is caring, Dot gave her gastro to me.
There is a sign on our front door stating "Plague House: Dot Not Enter!" and while it was originally a joke I'm not so sure anymore.
It appears bad health leads to bad luck. I either have a very large brick or the tapestry was extra small.