Stupid Secret...

According to "The Secret", the three steps to getting what you want are visualise what you want, believe in it hard enough and receive it as the end reward from the universe. Let's follow Andrea's steps in the last half hour, shall we?

1. Visualising one last ball of the brown varigated mohair that she bought from Lincraft three years ago, and that they don't stock now.
2. Believing that it must be hiding down the bottom of the stash box, despite having checked it three times in the last week.
2. Receiving nothing for her efforts, which means that her brown jumper's roll neck has to finish two centimetres short and in fact must be cast off with just one yarn.

Stupid Secret. Give me more yarn!